Student #1: Hey Ms. S, did you know that last year [student #2] was in ESOL (english language learners classes) and he stole a sharpie and wrote on my shoe "Hello" but he spelled it H-E-L-L-O-W?
Student #2: HEY!  Oh yeah, I did spell it like that.  WAIT, SINCE WHEN IS IT ILLEGAL TO BE WEIRD?