Me: Okay, so because the high school counselors are coming today, we had to cancel our quiz.  It is now a take home quiz.
Student: So we can cheat!?!?
Me: Excuse me?
Student: You know, use your notes?
Me: You may use your notes, not your neighbor.  I am requiring you to turn in scratch paper signed by your parent so if I get to papers with the same mistakes in them, I will know there is a problem.
Student #2: So we should just make sure to put different mistakes on our paper so you can't tell.
Me: You don't see a problem with intentionally putting mistakes on your quiz?
Student #2: Should we?