Me: Why haven't you started your review sheet?
Student #2: He's having girl problems.
Me: Oh, a girl made you cry?
Student #1: Wha? No way!
Me: Ohhhhh...you made a girl cry.
Student #1: NO, she took my sweater and now she won't give it back.
Me: She wants to smell like you.
Student #2: She wants to smell native!
Me/Student #1: Huh?!
Student #2: You know, like how those native people roll around in mud and cover themselves up so the animals can't smell them?  She wants to be like that, only instead of mud she's covering herself in [student #1] smell.