I should learn to just keep the blinds shut.

"OMG, it's snowing!"
3 minutes later:
"OMG, it's sunny!"
3 minutes later:
"OMG, it's dark outside!"
3 minutes later:
"OMG, it's snowing again!"
3 minutes later:
"OMG, it's sunny again!"

Student: I think God put Virginia on a game spinner, and whatever weather it lands on is what we get.  There is no other explanation for today.