Student: Mrs. S, is it true the world is ending in 2012?
Me: Not as far as I know...but if it is, you'd better hurry up and do all the fun stuff you've always wanted to do before next year.
Student: Oh my god, I have to find me a wife and get... married!!!
Anyone who says the media doesn't influence our kids needs to hang around my classroom
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I feel like my parents used to play these games with me..
Student: I don't have a pencil.
Me: I'm sorry.
Student: I DON'T HAVE A PENCIL!
Me: Would you like to rephrase that into something more useful?
Student: I REALLY DON'T HAVE A PENCIL!
Wise beyond her years...
Student: Mrs. S, did you always want to teach 6th grade?
Me: Actually, I'm going to tell you a secret. I really didn't want to teach 6th grade. I'm glad I'm here now though--I'm having fun with you guys.
Student: I -totally- understand. I was scared to come to 6th grade too. 6th graders can be really immature and hard to handle....
Pretty sure I would not have been allowed to watch Jersey Shore at 12 years old...
Student: Do you watch Jersey Shore?
Me: Yeah, my husband loves that show.
Student 1: OHMYGODYOU'REMARRIED?! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE OLD!
Student 2: Oh yeah? Well I'm going to marry Pauly D. He's my future husband. Too bad you're married, you can't have him now, he's all mine.
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