Boy #1: When do you want to get married?
Boy #2: I dunno, like, 42 or something.
Boy #1: WHAT?  No girl is going to want you at 42!  Hurry up and get a girlfriend, man!
Boy #3: Oh yeah, well I'm never getting married.
Boy #1: Why not?
Boy #3: I want all the ladies, all the time.  None of this "getting married" stuff, then you can't do anything fun anymore!
Boy #2: Yeah, but that's not realistic.  I mean, girls start nagging you.  You won't be able to keep them away forever.  No offense, Mrs. S--I know you're a girl, but girls are awfully annoying sometimes.