And this was only 1st period...

Me: Okay, is your team going to be pink, purple, blue, or green?
Male Student: We're going to be....THIS COLOR! *lifts up shirt to show hot pink boxers*
Me: So am I to feel special, or do you show your underwear to all your teachers?  Put your shirt back down.  And what is your team name?
Male Student: Big Pimpin'.
Me: No.
Male Student: Pimps and Ho's?
Me: No.
Male Student: Call of Cuties?
Me: Fine.

I collected his paper at the end of class.  It said "Call of Big Pimpin' Hos".

Referral in process.