Student 1: So you're like...30?
Student 2: No, like 25.
Me: I'm 26.
Student 3: WHAT? You told us your age?! I thought that was inappropriate!
Student 1: Whoa, and you're married! That's young!
Me: I've been married almost 4 years.
Student 2: Time for babies!
Me: No.
Student 1: No, Ms. S doesn't want to have a baby. *pause* You could adopt one, Mrs. S!
Student 2: Yeah! Get a little African baby so it looks like me, and name it [student's name].
Student 3: Uh, hullo. She should totally adopt a German baby, duh.
Me: That's a nice thought. It's awfully expensive to adopt a baby though.
Student 1: Really? How much?
Me: Like $20-30,000.
Student 2: WE'LL FUNDRAISE FOR YOU!!!
Student 3: YEAH! We'll have a car wash--
Student 1: And a bake sale!
Student 2: And a twitter--@GetMrsSababy
Student 3: This is SO going to work.