2 girls come into my room at lunch...

Student: Can we eat lunch with you, Mrs. S?
Me: Sure...why don't you want to be in the cafeteria?
Student: We just can't handle it right now.
Me: Too loud?
Student: Eh, I don't really like certain people right now.
Me: Well you don't have to sit next to those people, you know.
Student: Well then I'd have no where to sit!
Me: You hate everyone in the entire 8th grade?
Student: I'm not really a people person.
Me: What do you mean?
Student: I don't like people.
Me: *turns to the other girl* Sorry, guess [student] hates you.
Student: Well, like...even my friends, who I love, I hate deep down inside. Because they're people. I'm just not a people person.