A boy and a girl were in a tousle in the back of the room. The boy sticks a piece of trash down the back of her sweatshirt.

Girl: AHHHHHHHHHHH. He stuck something in me!!!!!!!

The whole class immediately burst out laughing, so there was no way to even pretend she didn't say it. The boy walked back to his desk, high fiving all the other boys on his way back. *sigh*