We were doing a budgeting activity...

Student: I'm done.
Me: No you aren't. You only purchased a car and paid rent. You didn't buy cable or internet, new clothes, a cell phone, or groceries.
Student: I don't need to pay for groceries.
Me: You're going to eat your car?
Student: No, I'm going to drive to the food bank. See, I didn't fill in "pay check" either.
Me: You're going to drive to the food bank in your Lexus?
Student: Eh, I'll park it around the corner and walk the last block.