I dragged my husband to the middle school musical over the weekend, so a bunch of my kiddos met him. Thus sparked immense interest in my marriage. Also in the middle of math discussion...

Student: Ms. S, your husband is attractive.
Me: Oookay, moving on.
Student #2: [student 1], do you mean he has nice cheek bones?
Student #3: What's your husband's name?
Me: Let's get back to math.
Student #3: Is it Harry? Because when I think of Harry, I think of a fat old man with lots of hair.
Student #4: That's strange--I think of Harry Potter.