Lesson learned...always specify a specific restaurant

Me: Have you ever been to a restaurant that was closed for a private party? You know, so that you couldn't get in unless you were invited?
Student: Oh, yeah! [local strip club] has signs on the door all the time that say closed for private party!
Me: Okay, let's keep it appropriate.
Student: What? It's a restaurant! It says $5.99 steaks right on the door!
Student #2: What's so funny? I don't get it--it's just a wine store, my dad's taken me there before.
Me: MOVING ON...