Still teacher appreciation week...

Student: Why don't they have "student appreciation week"?  You know, just for doing what we're supposed to do.

Me: They do.  It's called honor roll assemblies--you guys get donuts and juice too.
Student: Yeah, but not everyone gets on the honor roll.
Me: Well all the students who just "do what they're supposed to do" get to be on it.
Student: Yeah, but the bad kids don't get donuts.  Today, even the crappy teachers are getting muffins.

Touche.