Student: Ms. S, do you like (other student's) hair down?
Me: Yeah, it's pretty.
Student: You're lying.
Me: No I'm not. Look at me, I wear my hair down every day.
Student: No, I remember one time, you wore it up, and you also wore a blue North Face. I remember, because blue is my favorite color, and one day I dream of owning a North Face. You're basically living my dream.