Girl 1: Ms. S, Ms. S--do you know what they call hard work in Russia?
Me: Huh?
Girl 1: (in a Russian accent) In Russia, they call hard work "vodka"
Me: Where did this come from?
Girl 2: Oh, (other girl) really wants to go to Russia. She has all kinds of Russian quotes.
Me: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah, she wants to go to Soviet Russia.
Me: Too bad Soviet Russia doesn't exist anymore.
Girls: WHAT?!
Me: Uh, yeah...the Soviet Union was disbanded in like...1992 or something.
Girls: OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL (other girl) TOMORROW IN MATH CLASS! THAT'S GOING TO BE SO FUNNY! SHE'S GOING TO BE SO SHOCKED IT DOESN'T EXIST!
Glad to know it's not just math class they don't pay attention in...
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I'm confused, are they in two math classes?
Also 1991, but the kids weren't born yet.
No, just one class. They stopped by after school just to tell me ridiculous Russian "jokes" that their third friend shared with them. I'll see them in math tomorrow.
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