@#$&%#!

Student: Can you sign this?
Me: What is it?
Student: I have a family thing so I'm going to be gone.
Me: For how long?
Student: 15 days.
Me: THREE WEEKS?!
Student: Yeah, am I going to miss anything while I'm gone?
Me: No, we aren't doing anything for the next three---oh, that was a serious question.
Student: So can you give me the papers I'm going to miss?
Me: When is your last day before you leave?
Student: Today.
Me: ....