Ughhhh.

Me: *frustrated*
Student: Do you hate us, Mrs. S?
Me: No, of course not.  I think you're all pretty cool, and I'd hang out with any of you on a Saturday--sometimes it's difficult to teach you guys math though.
Student: Really?  Are you free this Saturday?
Me: That's not what I meant.
Student: We could go to [local strip club]
Me: That's enough.
Student: Okay, Hooters then.
Me: I think the assistant principal would like to see you now.