Student 1: Sometimes, when I see a toddler, I just want to punch them in the head.
Student 2: In the NECK!?
Student 1: No, stupid, in the head.
Student 2: Oh okay, that makes more sense.
Student 1: I just want to be like "WALK NORMAL, IDIOT"
Student 2: What about your niece?
Student 1: ...she's an exception.