Me: One day, [student 1], you're probably going to be a dad...
Student 2: Oh geez...can you imagine him as a dad? "Where do babies come from?" "Well, son, I pieced you together out of some stuff I found in trash cans!"
Student 1: You should put that in your book, Mrs. S. You know, the one you're going to write about us when you go crazy and can't teach anymore.