We were watching Slope Dude for the zillionth time today, and I must have made a face...

Student: You really hate this video, don't you, Ms. S?
Me: Yeah. (Side note: I don't--I love it, because the kids actually remember the difference between 0 slope and undefined slope, but they like things better when I say they're dumb)
Student: What if you went home tonight and found out...YOUR HUSBAND was the guy who made that video?
Me: Uh--
Student 2: You'd divorce him!
Student 3: You'd run away with someone else!
Student 4: Nah, Ms. S isn't like that.