Student: When are you going to bring in your husband, Ms. S?
Me: I dunno, he's scared to come in.
Student: What!? Why is he scared of us?
Me: Well, 150 8th graders is pretty intimidating.
Student: But isn't he in the military?
Me: No, he designs computer systems for the military.
Student: Wait--so he works with the toughest people in the whole world, and he's afraid of a bunch of kids!? No offense, your husband is crazy.