This is cheating, it's from high school...

Teacher: What do you say to members of the community who say the students here are too solely focused on academics?

High School Student: I think they'd be shocked to see all the extra curriculars students are involved in here. We have tons of clubs and sports teams--and the teams are good! We have championship track, cross country, and soccer teams. We do suck at football though--'cause let's be honest, smart people tend to be undersized.