Quotes from "Teacher for a day" lessons

Student: Ugh, you're a mean teacher.  Why you gotta be so mean?
Student teacher: Why am I being mean?  Because I have a job to do!  I have to follow the policy of No Child Left Behind!"

Student: Can I go get water?
Student Teacher: You have 30 seconds.  After that, you owe me lunch detention.  Ready, GO.  Oh wait, Mrs. S, is it okay if she goes to get water?

Student teacher: Why haven't you started this yet?
Student: Uhhh.
Student teacher: DETENTION!  FRIDAY DETENTION FOREVER!