We were multiplying binomials using area models, so I was trying to compare it to science class...

Me: Remember Punnet squares?
Students: *blank stares*
Me: You know, "big B, little b"?
Student: *blank stares*
Me: The way you find out if the baby is probably going to have blue eyes or brown eyes?
Student: What about green eyes?  Is that when you mix blue and brown?
(note to self--talk to art teacher)
Me: No, green eyes are just another color.  I have green eyes.
Student: OH MY GOD, ARE YOU RELATED TO THE HULK?