Food sciences from an 8th grader

Student: Have you ever had male cow?
Me: Sure...the beef we eat is mostly all steers, I believe.  The female cows are dairy cows.
Student: Oh really?  Darn. Girl cow tastes better.
Me: Oh? Why is that?
Student: Because when meat is in milk, it is softer, and girl cows have milk in them.
Me: What?
Student: You know, like veal?  That's cow that has been only fed milk.  If you eat the girl cows, you can skip that step because they still have milk in them.