Young love...

Student #1: Mrs. S, is this a good idea?  Hypothetically, if a guy was to ask you out and take you to the dollar store and then tell you that you could pick out one item, but tax is on you?
Me: Depends what your goal is.  If the goal is a second date, no, that's a bad idea.
Student #2: What if the goal is more?
Me: What do you mean?
Student #2: You know, like going further than a 2nd date?
Me: Okay, end of conversation.
Student #1: NO, like a 3rd date!
Me: Finish you graphing, boys.
Student #2: I'm going to take her somewhere special.  McDonalds!
Me: Who's your date with?
Student #2: Nah, there's no date.  I can't be tied down to one woman right now.