*sigh*

Student: If you hold your thumb in front of your face, is it always bigger than the moon?
Me: Sure, because it's closer to your eyes.
Student: I learned that from Dear John.
Me: Oh, by Nicholas Sparks?
Student: Who?
Me: The author.
Student: No, it's a movie.
Me: But it was a book first--I'll bring it in for you, if you liked the movie you'll really like the book.
Student: I don't read. Reading's not really a "thing" for my generation.
Me: You just haven't found the right books yet--I think you'd like this one.
Student: Nahhh. Pretty sure the only way I'd read is if you made it illegal. Then I might want to.