Pretty sure I would not have been allowed to watch Jersey Shore at 12 years old...

Student: Do you watch Jersey Shore?
Me: Yeah, my husband loves that show.
Student 1: OHMYGODYOU'REMARRIED?! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE OLD!
Student 2: Oh yeah? Well I'm going to marry Pauly D. He's my future husband. Too bad you're married, you can't have him now, he's all mine.